if i was a cute skinny gay boy my posts would get notes
are you talking about me
who the fuck are you
im getting you notes
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should youoath
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
But wait. There’s more.
My butt looks good in ‘em (still obvz workin’ on it, but yay!)
Sorry for crappy cell phone qualit photos.
There will be no political correctness in this next few words! But look at that ass…look at it…look at it… Now respect it and the hard work that was put in to get it. Welcome to the Hall of Fame!