May 2013
16 posts
eat-exercise-love:
mattbellamysfolds:
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
wow. I’ve never seen a more accurate post in my life
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
sokkalogical:
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
evan-in-wonderland:
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
evan-in-wonderland:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
April 2013
185 posts
skinnygaykid:
dispopular:
skinnygaykid:
dispopular:
if i was a cute skinny gay boy my posts would get notes
are you talking about me
who the fuck are you
im getting you notes
letsmakeahealthiertomorrow:
lemonbambina:
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
oath
Valid question.
comparingmeerkats:
comparingmeerkats:
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
Nothing feels better than a badass, sweaty...
“To love is simply to allow another to be, live, grow, expand, become. An...”
– Kate Millett (via womenorgnow)
“Soulmates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are...”
– http://www.peacesinglove.tumblr.com (via peacesinglove)
thelossofblair140:
This morning, when I first started working out, I was like:
But then after, I was like:
If I just make myself go,I never regret it.
“Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find...”
– Johanna de Silentio (via taygrace)
white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
