eat-exercise-love: mattbellamysfolds: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me wow. I’ve never seen a more accurate post in my life
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
sokkalogical: the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
evan-in-wonderland: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
evan-in-wonderland: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
skinnygaykid: dispopular: skinnygaykid: dispopular: if i was a cute skinny gay boy my posts would get notes are you talking about me who the fuck are you im getting you notes
letsmakeahealthiertomorrow: lemonbambina: lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you oath Valid question.
comparingmeerkats: comparingmeerkats: this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
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thelossofblair140: This morning, when I first started working out, I was like: But then after, I was like: If I just make myself go,I never regret it.
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white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*